Ramblings Of a Time Traveler

My things will make no sense. Sometimes it will but that's when I'm stuck in the 90's too long. I'm all over the place. I do hope you get use to it.
Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.
Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

(via darkened---soul)

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(via dontbelamer)

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(via dontbelamer)

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

(via 221weepingtrenchcoats)

potsgirl:

forsciencejohn:

adventure-in-the-stars:

bear-with-me-watson:

onlyconsultingangel:

coolchizz:

fanart is not art.

Oh

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I’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

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I’M SORRY

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WHAT WAS THAT

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ABOUT FANART

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NOT BEING

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REAL ART? 

I can’t even draw a fucking stick man 

also friendly reminder that this

is fanart of the bible

soooooo

Fan art is the best art

(via dontbelamer)

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

(via nyancatpoptartt)

risingxdemon-deanwinchester:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

She’s gonna be a master cosplayer.

(via 221weepingtrenchcoats)

junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

(via manbashmasturbate)

thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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(via 221weepingtrenchcoats)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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